Week 6: S(i)mile


Type of writing: 
A simile poem based on Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130 where he dismisses similes as a way of communicating love with lines such ‘My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun’ and ‘coral is far more red than her lips red.’ Initially, you feel it is an insulting poem until the final killer lines, ‘’I think my love as rare as any she belied with false compare.’ In other words, some experiences and people are too unique to be compared with anything.

 Time taken:
1 hour

His smile is as infectious as Spanish Flu,
His smile is as large as obesity,
His smile is as open as a break in,
His smile is as immense as landfill,
His smile is as vast as corporate wealth,
His smile is as broad as a bully,
His smile is as sweeping as a tornado,
His smile is as widespread as corruption,
His smile is as full as a skip,
His smile is as outspread as manspreading,
His smile is as far-reaching as a climber in crisis,
His smile is like nothing at all.
It is wonderful.


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