Week 37: Trump Takeover

 Type of Writing: Piece written by Donald Trump as he looks for new media outlets to communicate his message.



Firstly, I’d like to thank Ryan Theivamazoharahaha for the opportunity to use this blog platform. As you know the fake news media won’t let me Donald Trump communicate no more. They’re scared of my truth. They don’t like someone who tells the TRUTH. They would rather live a LIE. Sad. Real sad.

I look at this picture of Kit and I see an honorary American patriot. Sure, he’s not an American. His dad’s surname is from the Third World. Sri Lanka. Beautiful people by the way. Nice beaches there. Clever people. I was happy to let some into America. They had the documents, of course. They wanted to be American. Donald Trump is fine with immigrants - if you accept America is the best and the country you come from is not so good. I’m a kind man. A very kind man. So, I look at this picture of Kit in a plastic tunnel with his back turned on Sleepy Joe and I think, “Now, there’s a great kid.”

He did what all Americans should do and said, “I won’t be a part of this fake inauguration. I won’t participate in a sham.” Kit might have a foreign name and a foreign dad, but he’s more of an American than those Communists in the Democrat Party. I didn’t watch Sleepy Joe at the ceremony. By the way did he even stay awake during it? I heard it was three hours long. Did he have a nap in the middle? You know, I’m right. But I heard he wanted to re-build the middle-class. Have you heard such communism in America? If McCarthy were still alive, he would be interrogating him right now.

But look at Kit. He doesn’t believe the Biden lie. He knows the election was stolen from me. From us. From the US. I heard he pooped when Sleepy Joe made his way onto the stage. I heard he pooped. A dirty protest. Nancy Pelosi will probably have him arrested and charged with treason. I’ll offer Kit’s mum and dad my best lawyer if they do. Because the Democrats will do that. They will take a baby from their mother’s breast. Believe me they will. They will take a baby from their mother’s breast and throw them straight in a cell. No milk. No phone call. They will just leave that baby there until the judge decides it’s going to jail. Is this reported? No. Why isn’t it reported? Because the fake news media doesn’t want you to know that babies are being put in jail for being Trump supporters.

Look at what I’ve achieved with my writing. Those idiots at CNN say I’m nothing without Twitter. That I can only communicate in 150 characters. Well, look at this writing. I’m no mathematician – although if I put my mind to it I would be a great one, but this blog – this is a blog, right? Must be at least a hundred thousand words. I can write. I can write short. I can write big. I’ve written twelve books. I could write about any topic. Give me a topic and I’ll write about it. Wouldn’t need to research it either like those ‘experts’ in universities. I just know it. It’s all in my head. I’ve got a big brain. Bigger than Dr Fauci. How can you know about Corona when you’ve never had it? A loser.

So again thank you to Ryan Teivamanoooooh for giving me this platform. He’s a great guy. Has millions of readers. More people read this than Twitter they tell me. I’m not surprised; he’s got a great kid that people want to read about. I just hope that kid doesn’t get taken away from him. If he goes missing, remember the name NANCY PELOSI. You heard it here first. God bless you all. God bless America. And God bless me Donald Trump.

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